First strike
Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has ", : Destroy target red creature."

Power-up — : Put two +1/+1 counters on Nick Fury, then look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a Hero, Equipment, or Vehicle card from among them onto the battlefield. If it's a double-faced card, you may transform it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. (Activate each power-up ability only once. Reduce the cost by his mana cost if he entered this turn.)

Afflict 3 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 3 life.)
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.

Equipped creature has nonbasic landwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a nonbasic land.)
Equip

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token.
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When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.

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: Add or . This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

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This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller sacrifices a land of their choice.

Look at the top five cards of your library. For each card, put that card into your graveyard unless you pay 2 life. Then put the rest into your hand.

When Spider-Ham enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Animal May-Ham — Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Jackals, Lizards, Mice, Otters, Rabbits, Raccoons, Rats, Squirrels, Turtles, and Wolves you control get +1/+1.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6.
Destroy all creatures. If evidence was collected, exile a card from an opponent's graveyard. Then search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.

Protection from Werewolves
Human creatures you control have ": Add one mana of any of this creature's colors."
, : Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Flying, lifelink
Creature spells you cast have convoke. (Your creatures can help cast those spells. Each creature you tap while casting a creature spell pays for or one mana of that creature's color.)
At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay . If you do, transform Eirdu.

Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life.

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: This creature deals damage to target creature equal to the damage already dealt to it this turn.

As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.
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Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)