(You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.)
Exile all nonland permanents that aren't legendary.

Indestructible, haste
Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
, : Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have max speed.

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
: Add or .

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on this artifact.
: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this artifact from your hand onto the battlefield.

Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target permanent.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one —
• You may tap or untap target creature.
• Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Other tapped creatures you control have deathtouch.
Other untapped creatures you control have hexproof.
, : Untap another target creature or land you control.

First strike
Noncreature spells cost more to cast.

Sacrifice Hajar: Legendary creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn.

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Lands you control have ": Add one mana of any color."
: Add one mana of any color.

Spend only black mana on X.
Consume Spirit deals X damage to any target and you gain X life.

, : Add .

+1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
−3: Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
−6: Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token for each land you control.

Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target permanent.

This creature can't block.
You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.

Whenever one or more nontoken Merfolk you control become tapped, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token with hexproof.

Spectacle (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.