Menace
Whenever you discard one or more cards, create that many tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
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Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, defending player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a land card, that player puts it into their hand.

When this creature enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Choose two —
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
• Exile all opponents' graveyards.
• Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.
• You gain 4 life.
Entwine (Choose all if you pay the entwine cost.)

Whenever you sacrifice this artifact or another artifact, you may pay . If you do, at the beginning of the next end step, create a token that's a copy of that artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Flying, haste
Discard a card: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Flying
When this creature enters, if it was cast, each player exiles all but the bottom six cards of their library face down.
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.

, : Put a fate counter on target permanent.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
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Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a blue permanent, you may create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Whenever Ryan attacks, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with mana value less than or equal to Ryan's power. Put the exiled cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Replicate (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Return target nonland permanent and each other nonland permanent with the same mana value as that permanent to their owners' hands.

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Flying
When this creature dies, exile it if it had a death counter on it. Otherwise, return it to the battlefield under your control and put a death counter on it.

First strike
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.

When Spider-Ham enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Animal May-Ham — Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Jackals, Lizards, Mice, Otters, Rabbits, Raccoons, Rats, Squirrels, Turtles, and Wolves you control get +1/+1.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
Whenever a player draws a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

This land enters tapped.
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