At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one at random. Create a red and white creature token with those characteristics.
• 3/1 Human Warrior with trample and haste.
• 2/1 Human Cleric with lifelink and haste.
• 1/2 Human Rogue with haste and "When this token enters, it deals 1 damage to any target."

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.)
Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Target creature gains trample until end of turn.

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs less to cast for each artifact you control.)

Whenever this creature or another nontoken Zombie you control dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Trample, haste
When this creature enters, target opponent creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, any opponent may sacrifice a creature of their choice. If a player does, tap this creature, you gain 3 life, and you draw a card.

You may reveal an Eldrazi card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up Eldrazi card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Flying
Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other black creatures you control get +1/+1.

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Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Dredge 3 (If you would draw a card, you may mill three cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

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Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay . If you do, draw a card.

This creature enters with three -1/-1 counters on it.
Remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on another target creature.

Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent.
: Each player mills a card. (They each put the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead.
: Adapt 3. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put three +1/+1 counters on it.)

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

: Choose two target blocked attacking creatures. If each of those creatures could be blocked by all creatures that the other is blocked by, each creature that's blocking exactly one of those attacking creatures stops blocking it and is blocking the other attacking creature. Activate only during the declare blockers step.

Cruel Somnophage's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards.

As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.
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